Bomba la metrou

In final alarma cu bomba la metrou. De ce oare se intampla acum, la ora 12 cand nu e nici naiba la metrou. Adica e mai liber. De ce nu o fi sunat la ora 8 dimineata cand era full si dragut.

Si totusi, nasol ca au intrerupt metroul, pun pariu ca nu isi iau amenda pentru ca n-au anuntat clientii de intreruperea transportului?

Si daca vorbim de metrou, ieri o gagicutza se bucura in metrou ca tocmai face 19 ani si ca e tanara si are viata in fata. Oare a citit ce scrie pe tricoul meu? Daca nu crezi in sex oral tine-ti gura inchisa.
Si daca vorbim de bombe, sa-l salutam pe ala care i-a trecut in fisa postului secretarei ca trebuie sa ii faca masaj erotic. Culmea e ca secretara si-a dat demisia abia dupa 3 zile, oare nu i-a placut?

Cristi Dorombach

Cristi Dorombach is a Romanian tech voice who thrives where curiosity meets communication. Through dcristi.ro, his YouTube channel, and contributions to leading business media, he breaks down complex trends into sharp, accessible stories. Whether unpacking the latest gadget, dissecting a market shift, or spotlighting local innovation, Cristi delivers it with clarity, wit, and a knack for sparking conversation. His audience knows him not just as a commentator, but as a connector — someone who sees the bigger picture and isn’t afraid to zoom in on the details that matter.

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