Noul banc cu olandezii

Cica antrenorul Olandei isi anunta jucatorii ca vor juca un meci contra
Romaniei.
Nimeni n-are chef, si la un moment dat portarul Van der Saar zice :
-Baieti, uite ce zic eu, joc eu singur contra Romaniei, si voi mergeti
intr-un club, OK?”
Toti sunt de acord. La un moment dat aprind TV-ul si ce vad: 1-0 pentru
Olanda, gol Van der Saar in minutul 5 !
Toti veseli, sting TV-ul si iar se pun pe baute… La capatul celor 90
de minute aprind din nou televizorul si…
“Romania 2 gol Mutu min 80 si 89 – Olanda 2, gol Van der Saar min 5 si
Nicolita min 55.”
Fuga toti la stadion si la vestiare il gasesc pe Van der Saar, disperat,
cu capul in maini…
– Ce s-a intamplat, mai Van der Saar?
– Baieti, imi pare sincer rau, am fost eliminat in minutul 10.

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Cristi Dorombach

Cristi Dorombach is a Romanian tech voice who thrives where curiosity meets communication. Through dcristi.ro, his YouTube channel, and contributions to leading business media, he breaks down complex trends into sharp, accessible stories. Whether unpacking the latest gadget, dissecting a market shift, or spotlighting local innovation, Cristi delivers it with clarity, wit, and a knack for sparking conversation. His audience knows him not just as a commentator, but as a connector — someone who sees the bigger picture and isn’t afraid to zoom in on the details that matter.

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