Bancul cu scufita rosie

Statea Scufita Rosie pe marginea strazii si facea cu mana la masini. Opreste un director cu limuzina:
– Ce faci Scufita Rosie? Te duc undeva?
– Nu nu … aveti cumva o rosie?
-Nu, n-am Scufita Rosie … pentru mine altii cumpara de mancare, eu nu fac piata…
Si pleaca … opreste un om ce tocmai iesise de la fabrica …

– Ce faci Scufita Rosie? Te duc undeva?
– Nu, nu … ai cumva o rosie?
– Nu, n-am, acuma am iesit de la Uzina, ma duc in piata sa fac cumparaturi, dupa aia daca e ma intorc…
Si pleaca … opreste un camion …
– Ce faci Scufita Rosie? Te duc undeva?
– Nu, nu … ai cumva o rosie?
– Da … urca-te in spate, e camionul plin de rosii, ia cate doresti.
Scufita Rosie ia o rosie si o mananca cu pofta.
– Dar, de ce iti trebuia tie o rosie Scufita Rosie?
– Pai am supt mai devreme o pula cu gust de branza!

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Cristi Dorombach

Cristi Dorombach is a Romanian tech voice who thrives where curiosity meets communication. Through dcristi.ro, his YouTube channel, and contributions to leading business media, he breaks down complex trends into sharp, accessible stories. Whether unpacking the latest gadget, dissecting a market shift, or spotlighting local innovation, Cristi delivers it with clarity, wit, and a knack for sparking conversation. His audience knows him not just as a commentator, but as a connector — someone who sees the bigger picture and isn’t afraid to zoom in on the details that matter.