Craciunul a venit deja. Pe bune!

Daca va declarati siderati de faptul ca in oras au aparut ornamentele de Craciun si ca in magazine se vinde deja beteala si globulete, aflati ca deja este Craciun. Si nu numai la noi asta, ci in tara unde litrul de benzina costa USD 0.01. Adica un cent, litrul de benzina. In Venezuela, presedintele a declarat sambata ca au inceput sarbatorile de Craciun.  Astfel el le-a urat oamenilor un “merry early Christmas” fericit.

Asta vine la o saptamana dupa ce Venezuela a inventat ministerul Fericirii, al carui ministru se ocupa cu … fericirea oamenilor.

Totodata in Venezuela acum se vor da si primele si vacantele de Craciun. Pentru ca se poate.

“Early Christmas is the best vaccine for whoever wants to invent, whoever wants to invent rioting and violence. Early Christmas. Those who go about in bitterness [will have] a ‘villancico’ from [Venezuelan composer Francisco] Pacheco, a binge to cheer the soul,” Maduro said.

Sa nu vrei sa te duci in Venezuela?

Stirea de pe Time.

Cristi Dorombach

Cristi Dorombach is a Romanian tech voice who thrives where curiosity meets communication. Through dcristi.ro, his YouTube channel, and contributions to leading business media, he breaks down complex trends into sharp, accessible stories. Whether unpacking the latest gadget, dissecting a market shift, or spotlighting local innovation, Cristi delivers it with clarity, wit, and a knack for sparking conversation. His audience knows him not just as a commentator, but as a connector — someone who sees the bigger picture and isn’t afraid to zoom in on the details that matter.

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