Episodul 45: Pensia privata ING

Ieri sa plec la munca, n-aveam tigari, asa ca am luat o tigare si o tineam in  mana sa o fumez pana la autobuz> Chem liftul, ma mir ca opreste exact la etajul meu, ce sa vad … vecinaaa.
“Sa nu fumezi in lift”
“Sarumana, nu nu fumez, uite e stinsa.”
…  “Bine…”

“Auziti? V-ati inscris deja la pensie privata?”
“Nu, nu m-am decis inca si nici nu cred ca ma decid curand ..”
“Nu ca inscrieti la mine la ING?”
“Pai … nu stiu ce implica”
“Hai ca va las un pliant in cutia postala.”

Adica cum, dupa ce ma injura un an de zile si  mai mult, acuma vine la mine sa ma inscriu la pensia privata de la ea?
Sa fac asta ca mi-e vecina sau … totusi la ING cat e comisionul?

Cristi Dorombach

Cristi Dorombach is a Romanian tech voice who thrives where curiosity meets communication. Through dcristi.ro, his YouTube channel, and contributions to leading business media, he breaks down complex trends into sharp, accessible stories. Whether unpacking the latest gadget, dissecting a market shift, or spotlighting local innovation, Cristi delivers it with clarity, wit, and a knack for sparking conversation. His audience knows him not just as a commentator, but as a connector — someone who sees the bigger picture and isn’t afraid to zoom in on the details that matter.

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